Feast and Famine
“A Tivo, you say? What is this device?”
Sorry about all of these, TDIET just sort of gets on my last nerve.
Loopina, A Human Being
“Teenagers are real human beings, whose interests can include both the modern and the antique.”
Migraina's New Dishwasher
“After the purchase of an expensive appliance, some people may wish to ensure that the appliance will last as long as possible, even if that means that all of the features of the appliance are not used.”
They'll Do It Every Time, Explained
“Newly released films which are highly anticipated generally produce crowded theaters, so moviegoers should purchase their tickets in advance, or at least call ahead to see whether or not the tickets have sold out.”





