Myst: The Movie

Oh, God:

Keeping with the video game adaptations trend, news has come out regarding a very independent film version of the wildly popular game series, Myst.
Geeks Of Doom

Great, that’s all we need: an hour and a half of watching one guy stumble around a richly-detailed environment, flipping random switches to see what they do and occasionally pounding his fist against the ground uselessly where there appears to be something useful that doesn’t do anything.

If they stayed true to the games he’d just give up after the first half-hour.