Dumb Jokes

Q. What do you get when you cross a helicopter, an elephant, and a rhinoceros?
A. Hell if I know.

Q. What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
A. You can’t cross a vector with a scalar.

Q. What do you get when you cross Tony Soprano?
A. Broken knees.

Q. What do you get when you cross the picket line?
A. A paycheck.

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