Leftover Diary-X Crap

So I’ve got a lot of promo stuff left over from Diary-X taking up room in my office. It looks like so:

I’ve got 40 mugs, around 250 patches, and in the neighborhood of 25-30 of each button. The mugs have the Diary-X logo and say ‘Insert inspiration here’ on the reverse; the patches are a parody of the Top Gun logo, and the buttons are: an uppercase U with a slash through it, “Learn to spell or unplug your modem”, the Diary-X logo, “Stop polluting the blogosphere”, and “Link less, think more”.

If you want any of these, send me a note via email (my address is myfirstname.mylastname@gmail.com) and tell me what you want. I’m only charging shipping — $3 for each mug, $0.50 for whatever assortment of buttons and patches you’d like. Non-US should add an extra $2 total. (See the sidebar for the actual offer.)

Own a piece of internet history! Offer good while supplies last. Some restrictions may apply; see store for details. Some assembly required for items broken in transit.

Update: There’s nothing left. You should have acted faster!